May 2013
we’re doing an international summit at school and there’s like 300 seniors from 3 different high schools and they bought like 100 boxes of pizza and an extreme amount of cookies and everyone was supposed to get 2 slices of pizza and 1 cookie but everyone started taking way more than they were supposed to and the guy on stage is just screaming “1 COOKIE 2 PIZZA” over and...
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dudleyworl replied to your photo: killing time (haha)
lovin the lil guy
just a little nemo of a knife
Anonymous asked: You have cute knees
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ignitionremix replied to your post: i love u princess emlay you are my sunshine
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you’re emily and you’re looking at this tag because you’re sad i want you to know that you are the most wonderful badass person in the universe and i love you more than anything
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ignitionremix asked: i love u princess emlay you are my sunshine
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robsomerock replied to your photo: killing time (haha)
dude
:~)
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painsofbeingperf replied to your post: painsofbeingperf replied to your post: i was at…
pains of being perf tbh
ur amazing tbh
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painsofbeingperf replied to your post: i was at goodwill today looking in the mens…
one time a ~50 yr old guy in jorts + a band tee asked me out in a goodwill outlet
oh my god hobbes
i was at goodwill today looking in the mens t-shirt section and this guy walked up to me and was like introducing himself to me and told me i was really pretty and cool and i kept looking at the shirts and muttered “this is not the time or place to make friends” and he walked away
we used to have a pig named porky and he was so fat that he couldn’t see and he would always hump this big red bucket, maybe he thought it was a pig idk. we had chickens and one named darth vader would spur you if you got too close and he would always fight with our other rooster captain kirk, and i had a rabbit named zorro who would always escape from his cage and i would find him hiding in...
stab me with my own knife for having opinions
Anonymous asked: how come you dont like high low skirts
things i don’t trust:
poodles
people that are always smiling
people i hear listening to rap music all the time
those hot dogs that people stick spaghetti inside of, also the people who make those spaghetti dogs
high-low skirts/ dresses and the people who wear them
anything neon colored
hot dogs from the dollar store
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this guy in my class is just sitting in here with a guitar and playing really sad country songs and people are holding up lighters and i just sighed really loudly and mr. murphey started cracking up laughing and said “emily do you need to leave class before you murder someone?”
anna posted this article on facebook that talked about how hot dogs (and all other processed meats) are too dangerous to eat and how they can give you cancer and that you should stop eating them completely and i had a dream that i got cancer and died from eating hot dogs and then there was hot dogs served at my funeral and i woke up hyperventilating
good nuggety night i love u
i can handle anything pretty much but like if you make fun of bunnies dying i will literally hate you for the rest of my life my heart cannot handle dead bunnies. i rescued a bunny that my cat was killing and my dad was supposed to take it to a forest but he just let it go in the backyard and my cat killed it and i found it and i yelled at him and i cried for like three days. life can throw...
i’m amazing and if u don’t think so don’t talk to me
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me and cristina are so much alike she is just a lot visibly darker than me. like you look at her and you know she’s dangerous and with me it’s a secret. i look very nice but it’s a lie, i am dangerous too. me and cristina should kill boys together. kill everyone together tbh
one time sam dongcity told me that guys don’t like me because they are afraid of me and that’s even better than them liking me tbh
sorry about my dead goat george
when i was little my dad took me to an auction and i bought a baby goat and i named it george and my dad didn’t cut down the white oleander plant (it’s poisonous) and george ate some and he died. and when my mom told me taylor laughed. george is buried in my old yard and i hope he is having a good time in the goat heavens. he looked just like this
brooke always thinks she has a fricken disease like she is convinced she has diabetes and now she thinks she has a cyst in her gums and that she’s going to die tomorrow
did any of you guys watch out of the box because i still have that theme song stuck in my head all the time
painsofbeingperf:
people don’t flirt with me because they are too intimidated
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spacephantom replied to your post: if you have ever done something mean to me and…
oh no
louie you are a perfect angel and i only have love for you because you are amazing and beautiful and i want to give you a big hug and kiss you on the cheek
if you have ever done something mean to me and apologized for it and i said “it’s okay” i didn’t mean it and and i hate you
i am a heavy grudge holder and i remember everything. i’m still mad at brooke for burying my crystal necklace somewhere in our 4 acre yard when we were like 7 and i still remember when my brother threw my flip flop out the window when we were driving to winn-dixie. i won’t forgive him for that ever. don’t do something to me because i will remember forever and i will never forgive...
when i was in 5th grade and i lived in florida i told my class i was moving away to washington and this guy in my class called me “canadia” for the rest of the year and he just sent me a friend request on facebook and i denied that bxtch
Anonymous asked: you should make a video on how to put on lipstick! I always think yours looks so great and I'd love to be able to do it too!
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kellyinigomontoya asked: emillyy you are the most beautifulll human beingggggg
i want to teach everyone how to put lipstick on nicely it’s very important and i am a master
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought seriously about becoming a writer?
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every single person in the world is thinking something different right now and that terrifies me. i’m petrified to know that no one will ever think like i am and i will never know what you are thinking unless you tell me, and even then it’s still not right. sometimes i ask people “what are you thinking about?” and most of the time people don’t know how to answer....
(sad sleepy voice) tuck me in, tell me a story, kiss my forehead
one time at school this guy gave me flowers and i said “no that’s okay” and handed them back to him and he got mad at me and threw the flowers everywhere then stomped off and i felt Very Powerful because i don’t gotta take flowers from any man
