My self portrait

My self portrait

I love being at Anna’s house because the first thing that happened when I got here (after Anna and I hugged) was her dad asking me if I liked tequila then giving me very expensive tequila. Goodnight 

Please can we talk about this late Xmas present Anna just gave me when I got here I am so happy

Please can we talk about this late Xmas present Anna just gave me when I got here I am so happy

effington:

We made lemondrops

We’re listening to classic country hits and making cocktails and I am having the time of my life as long as we don’t listen to whiskey lullaby

effington:

We made lemondrops

We’re listening to classic country hits and making cocktails and I am having the time of my life as long as we don’t listen to whiskey lullaby

Anna’s parents picked me up from the bus stop and I love them. I’m never leaving. She just said “Anna texted me that it’s 100 percent necessary we go out to dinner” and I LOVE it

I swear if I ever tell someone how someone is gross and slimy and they say “they’re such a cool funny guy though!” I will rip ur tongue out of ur full of shit mouth and tie it in a knot and make u swallow it

🚌📍🚦👭✨💖🌸

🚌📍🚦👭✨💖🌸

I’m putting on lipstick in the car and my dad says “don’t you ever get tired of that stuff?”

I just got off work so I made my shirt party tommy bahama because I’m going to Walmart

I just got off work so I made my shirt party tommy bahama because I’m going to Walmart

I wish when people committed any type of abuse they would dissolve into a pile of ash. Bye bye

I am so happy! It’s a great day to be alive! I am in a great mood

Hello boys I have my tommy bahama shirt on and I am ready for… A kiss on the cheek

Gino won’t stop calling me the First Lady because I’m doing first class

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